07/28/12 DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT?
You are quietly strolling through Pyrite Park, along flowery beds of ease, enjoying the sunshine and cool breeze, while soaking up the myriad pleasures of a perfect world...
THEN...
The voice of an overzealous and wild eyed park ranger, calling out to unsuspecting and oblivious wanderers to beware of venomous snakes, deadly insects, wild beasts, poisonous plants, rock slides, pitfalls, quicksand, fouled streams, treacherous trails and nefarious guides.
The wanderers shake their heads in disgust as they pass him by, while toying with the very objects of danger he passionately decried, and saying,
That guy just wants to stir up trouble.
Don't you just hate it?!