Wednesday, September 27, 2017

11/23/12 JUST FOR FUN

11/23/12 JUST FOR FUN

My poor friend. He responded to an advertisement for a four door coupe, built in Nepal. The seller said the car (the Nepali Dali) was being shipped to him straight from the Nepalese seaport of New Yak City.

But when my friend met the owner, standing at the corner of Gull and Able, he was disappointed to hear that the ship had been sunk in the Mojave Sea by the Pittsburgh Pirates.

However, the seller told my friend he would sell him a brand new, antique directional finder. My friend quickly bought the navigational device, with instructions in Latin, accompanied with a translation in Esperanto. Unfortunately, my friend got lost on the way home and has not been seen since the day after tomorrow.

By the way, if anyone sees a lost mind laying around, I would appreciate you returning it to me. It has hardly been used.